“Elegant wedding reception for 300 family members and friends…$32,000.
Wedding photographs commemorating the occasion….$3,000.
Deluxe two week honeymoon accommodations in Maui….$8,500.
The look on everyone’s face when they see the 8×10 glossy of the bride humping the best man….PRICELESS.
There are some things money can’t buy, for everything else there’s MASTERCARD!!!”
Если любишь - отпусти,
Но если б любил - не отпустил бы!
А если отпустил - не любил,
И очень трудно отпускать любя!