ну это надо в юмор. сам источник "новости" честно о себе говорит, что это сатирическое издание.
> WHAT? The Final Edition aims to be the #1 humor experience on the Internet. Funny, smart, in-the-know. For adults of all ages. Humor that doesn’t require you to check your brain at the door. Satire of anything that could conceivably be described as news, but not necessarily what the news media says is news. Satire with teeth.
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ну и в принципе достаточно посмотреть на другие "новости" там: "Prominent Anti-Gay Activist Makes Exception for Hot Lesbians" ))