Куннилингус и фелляция в школьной программе

За что боролись, на то и напоролись

Mr. Garrison Okay, children, who can tell me what a condom is? puts a box of Gladiator condoms on the table. The kindergartners look at him, and finally a girl raises her hand Yes, Jenny?
Jenny It flies around and it's endangered.
Mr. Garrison That's a con-dor, Jenny. Con-dor. holds up the box Con-doms are what we use to stop the spread of STDs. Filmore raises his hand Yes, Filmore?
Filmore Can we do fingerpaint?
Mr. Garrison NO, we can't do fingerpaint! You kids wanna get herpes?! Huh?! How about a nice bucket of AIDS?! Sound good?! Now pay attention, alright? I'm going to show you the proper way to put on a condom. puts a phallus on the table First of all you remove the condom from its package. demonstrates Then you find which way the condom rolls out. demonstrates Put it in your mouth... puts it in his mouth And apply. proceeds to do so. The kids watch on astonished, and one of the boys finally cries. Mr. Garrison finishes and raises his head And it's as simple as that. Any questions?

> Например, вопросы к ученикам: «Тебе предлагали употреблять наркотики… отец, мать?» стр. 109 (1).

Рэнди: Ты пробовал марихуану, Стэн?
Стэн: Нет.
Рэнди: А пора бы!

South Park - Fingerbang