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Tellur
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andre.bliz
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| 05:42 21.03.2017 | Кому:
Quetzalcoatlus
> > И шоб на балалайке!
>
> И шоб матерные!
и там же надо на аглицком. Так что получается вотт так
----
Down the river drifts an axe
From the town of Byron.
Let it float by itself-
Fucking piece of iron!!!
Fish in thick tomato sauce
Swims in happy comatose
Only me, pathetic wimp
Have no fucking place to swim.
Girls have called me to the party
I decided not to come,
It»s because my clothes are ugly
And my dick is a tiny one.
Time has shifted for an hour —
What a mess on globe
Dick was hard before wakeup,
Now it»s up at work.
Old Ivan Ilyich and I
Used to work at a CI
He’s a fuckhead, so am I
Someone’s filched our CI.
Nick is crossing village slowly —
Outside it is cold and snowy.
But his dick is up and running
Just in case if something’s coming.
Girls had a fight at country hut
Over who got hairiest cunt.
Well, more hair of the most
Had the beaver of the host.
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> И шоб матерные!
и там же надо на аглицком. Так что получается вотт так
----
Down the river drifts an axe
From the town of Byron.
Let it float by itself-
Fucking piece of iron!!!
Fish in thick tomato sauce
Swims in happy comatose
Only me, pathetic wimp
Have no fucking place to swim.
Girls have called me to the party
I decided not to come,
It»s because my clothes are ugly
And my dick is a tiny one.
Time has shifted for an hour —
What a mess on globe
Dick was hard before wakeup,
Now it»s up at work.
Old Ivan Ilyich and I
Used to work at a CI
He’s a fuckhead, so am I
Someone’s filched our CI.
Nick is crossing village slowly —
Outside it is cold and snowy.
But his dick is up and running
Just in case if something’s coming.
Girls had a fight at country hut
Over who got hairiest cunt.
Well, more hair of the most
Had the beaver of the host.